sylvia's definitions

mature straw

a color.

the paint color is called "mature straw"

by sylvia February 25, 2004

Jesus shit

a generic exclamation of shock

Jesus Shit! You scared the hell out of me

by Sylvia May 7, 2004

Sexyist

when you take a picture of a woman and it looks like a blackmail picture.

"Damn! i took a pic of my mother and she looks very sexyist in it"

by Sylvia August 12, 2008

blubber

To make your girlfriends ass jiggle.

I love blubbering my girlfriends ass.

by Sylvia June 11, 2014

mohawk

When a woman shaves her legs only to find the next day that she missed a strip of hair somewhere on the back of them.

Damn this cheap razor. Now my leg has a mohawk.

by Sylvia April 22, 2005

padded-furniture generation

The generation of children whose parents protect them from everything.

John: Hey Stephen, is that kid on a leash?

Stephen: Yup. He's a victim of the padded-furniture generation

by Sylvia November 24, 2006

missplelled

Allll a work of Alice's aka "um someone" mind. Really is rubbish, has no meaning whatsoever. :D

missplelled is just a typo of misspelled

by Sylvia September 5, 2004