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8 definitions by susabar

 
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An Ambien outing is when someone doesn't follow this sleep prescription medicine's warning to take right before going to sleep! To do otherwise is to risk falling to sleep while you think your doing something else. AKA: Sleep walking !
Guys did you hear about Tom's Ambien Outing ?? Yea, he went through McDonald's drive through... literally! Blew out a tire and then called his cousin in the middle of the night for help, all while fast asleep.
by susabar April 10, 2010
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A Boomer Consumer is a person born in the Baby Boomer era post World War II who is either a senior citizen or vastly approaching and by sheer numbers are influencing American consumerism. Instead of advertising being geared to young people the Boomers will rule ! Gone will be the commercials for acne medication, fast foods, the Armed Forces etc...
Yo If I see one more commercial for , " The House of Puree"
I'm gonna hurl. I'll be glad when the last of the Boomer Consumers are gone !!
by Susabar July 23, 2009
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A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.
Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".
by Susabar July 23, 2009
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Someone who creates a user name from parts of their first and last names. It is intented to sound catchy , a good way for people to know they have the correct person if they know their full name, the name is usually not taken and they think they are really cool! It sucks though when said user gets divorced and no longer wants any parts of the last name, but they are stuck with it because they are Id'ed on 5,000 websites !!
Don't susabar yourself, you never know what the future will bring !!
by susabar April 10, 2010
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A person driving a Lexus who feels the rules of the road don't apply to them simply by virtue of the automobile they are driving. That would also include common courtesy and in extreme cases safety issues as well.
Sorry I'm late for work ... I almost got killed by a Lex-ass on my way in !!
by Susabar September 30, 2009
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Someone who becomes philosophical after consuming mass quantities of Budweiser, much to the dismay of those around them.
There goes Jerry again with his Budweiser Buddhism, I went to say Hi and he just said, " I am therefore I drink ". How about not inviting Confucius again !!
by Susabar August 09, 2009
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When you look in a bakery case filled with spectacular looking desserts no one could resist , only to find when you taste them there is no flavor. Usually found in diners with baking on the premises.
I blew 1,000 calories on a cream filled pie from the Fakery case in that all night diner in town !
by susabar August 09, 2010
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