1 definition by sub-sonic
Proper Noun: The pretentious version of "Christopher", most often seen used by pubescent goths, hipsters and other egocentric failures desperate to make themselves different.
"Dude...you misspelt your name."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
"Nah, I changed it to Kristopher."
"You daft sod."
"Kristopher? Bloody hell, your parents really couldn't afford an abortion."
by sub-sonic December 14, 2011