Ziggurat

something that sumerians used to make theri sacrifices

by Stuart July 10, 2003

the birds and the bees

Old term used to refer to adult relations between a man and a woman. The birds reflect women, the bees reflect men, in a subtle but notable reference to sex. These days, we tend to be a lot more abrupt when discussing these issues pertaining to 'the birds and the bees'.

Why yes, son, she is a fine looking young lady. One day, I must sit you down upon on my knee and teach you about the birds and the bees.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.

Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!

by STUART May 21, 2004

panckae

a yummy food used when you are at war to throw at the bad guys and to harness its power to blow up Japan

A high tech nuclear battle suit that will be used in the war between the Aliens from mars and the Earthlings of 2223

by Stuart December 18, 2003

trouble shooting

Trying to find the source of a problem. Often associated with computer. Usually a pain in the arse.

I found this Microsoft trouble shooting manual, and now I think it would be more appropriate that I shoot myself.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

compaq

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

by Stuart January 30, 2004

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003