stuart's definitions

bugatti

An Italian car that is kinda like a Ferrari on steroids. The new Veyron costs well over $1,000,000 and will go about 250 mph.

I might just have to steal that rich douche-bag's hotass Bugatti.

by stuart May 1, 2005

dicking around

Stuffing around. Generally messing around without any real purpose (except possibly avoidance).

Stop dicking around and back me some pie.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003

bang

1) A loud noise; similar to what a gun makes.
2) General get up and go.
3) Sex.

1. I didn't think much of the band until I saw the blood.
2. That car has a lot of bang.
3. I'd like to bang her!

by Stuart October 11, 2003

penis car

Any flashy, expensive, and/or fast car that a man uses to make up for his small cock. Penis cars can also have big rims, big sound systems, expensive interier, and so on. Ferraris, Bugattis, Corvettes, Porsches, Dodge Vipers, Lamborghinis and Hummers are all penis cars. If you have a penis car, you should trade it in for a mid-size truck, but not a huge on as huge trucks are also penis cars. owners of penis cars are usually caught wearing tight jeans, white cowboy hats and American flag button down shirts.

Man #1: Hey girl, check out my hot new Vette. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Cristal.

Girl: You're obviously trying to make up for something. Go fuck your car's tailpipe if it's so hot.

Man #2: Hey girl, check out my rugged, not so new 1987 Ford Bronco. Hop in and we can share a bottle of Jack Daniels.

Girl: Take me away. I want you to be in me.

by stuart June 9, 2005

manky

Foul, putrid, crawling, nasty, odiferous.

Your underwear, after three consecutive days use.

by Stuart September 10, 2003

Blag

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.

I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.

by Stuart April 27, 2004