stuart's definitions

Stormwolf

Perpetual repetition of a term in the vain hope that it will be humorous on the 215th repitition.

Dude, stop stormwolfing, noones laughing.

by Stuart October 12, 2003

the wiggles

A group of very gay australian men who seem to entertain the hell out of toddlers and infants. they wear bright, vibrant shirts and most likely butt fuck eachother allll niiiight looooong.

Those Wiggles are like crack for toddlers!

by Stuart April 17, 2005

maps

Mail Abuse Protection System

A MAPS server is usually a DNS Blacklist of hosts which have (or are capable of having) spammed a reporting host. Sorbs.net is a perfect example of such a list.

by Stuart August 22, 2004

kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

by stuart March 3, 2005

anonymity

Involvement in some way where you can not be personally identified.

Anonymity online when looking at pron would be nice.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

Brown Plow

Visious anal sex, only to be preformed raw dog.

Me and Sarah were sitting on the couch then I gave her the Brown Plow!

by Stuart August 18, 2003

you said it

An expression used when someone says something that potentially insults or otherwise mocks themself.

Person 1: S and M is not as socially unaccepted as it used to be.
Person 2: You said it!

by Stuart October 31, 2003