stuart's definitions

shooting the shit

Akin to 'shooting the breeze'. Passing time doing nothing in particular.

I'm just sitting here, you know, shooting the shit.

by Stuart October 31, 2003

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

by stuart May 1, 2005

stc

fuck u pricks! y do u always slag me . is it because i shagged jamielee or is it because i shagged duges mum,dad,and sister (sorry duge)
DUGE- JUST BECAUSE YOU SHAG YOUR MUM DOESNT MEAN I WONT ASWELL.
DARREN BAIN- DONT SLAG ME WHEN YOUR THE ONE WHO RAPES MEN

duge and darren were in a room with duges dad, i knocked on the door and duge answered with white stuff around his lips (not milk)

by STUART December 19, 2003

stuz0r

A very leet cs player, a god

"OMG he is like stuz0r"

by stuart August 8, 2003

rodney

Rodney is another word for erection.

I had a rodney while driving to work the other day.

by Stuart May 1, 2006

land grab

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.

A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.

by Stuart March 27, 2004

Australian Idol

a contradiction in terms. Classic example of an oxymoron.

Australian Idol. Act Naturally. Original Copies. Military Intelligence.

by Stuart May 7, 2005