stuart's definitions

Pojango

Created by a man called Bagimodo of the shire (Warwickshire) to initially describe the internet.

"I don't know where to buy my computer from"

"Have a look on the Pojangonet"

It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.

As a sign of frustration

"OH Pojango"

Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place

"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"

If something is high or drunk

"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"

I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!

by Stuart February 4, 2005

bago

n.

A drinking game for 2 or more players, each with an uncanny desire to get "drunk as shit" off of delicious bagged or boxed wine. The game consists of each player holding the bag way above his or her head, drinking until satisfied, and then passing the bag around to the next player. This player then does the same thing and passes the bag until emptied.

Hey, lets go play bago in the kitchen with mom.

by Stuart May 13, 2005

Wally

A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.

where the fuk is wally?

by Stuart May 16, 2004

fenech

Awesome surname originating in Malta. Translates to 'rabbit', a subtle reference to the reproductive skill and prowess of the Fenech kind.

Long live Fenech!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.

The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

clock

Code word for cock used when it is clearly inappropriate to use the true word.

You like the clock.

by Stuart November 18, 2003

fudgenutter

A classy name given to someone who is (or is being) a complete idiot.

Fred's just a fudgenutter. Ignore him and hopefully he'll go away.

by Stuart October 13, 2003