stuart's definitions

bitchlicker

Derog. term for male who is driven by sex; Usu. to the point of employing prostitutes for sex on a regular basis.

Shut it bitchlicker, what you talking about?

by Stuart September 8, 2003

Moocha

A person that sucks off the good will of others, to take advantage of people or persons.

Can u take me to the station, it 5 meters away but id rather 'Mooch' off you and drive.

by Stuart May 16, 2004

heebie jeebies

A passe term used to refer to a feeling of being 'freaked out'.

The thought of George Bush being president of America gives me the heebie jeebies.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

fenech

Awesome surname originating in Malta. Translates to 'rabbit', a subtle reference to the reproductive skill and prowess of the Fenech kind.

Long live Fenech!

by Stuart October 31, 2003

dolled up

An expression used to refer to a female done up with make up, etc.

You are looking dolled up tonight - shall we shag now or shag later?

by Stuart October 31, 2003

compaq

a) a warning label affixed to boxes and merchandise, for sale. Similar, to the book of revelations in the bible... just condensed.

b) a proprietary computer where You can't replace anything on your own.. you can't hire anyone besides compaq to fix it.. as they can't get the parts...
Not even screws.

c) the source of 25% of all the scrap metal contained in landfills abroad.

Aw f*ck.. not another compaq.

by Stuart January 30, 2004

Pojango

Created by a man called Bagimodo of the shire (Warwickshire) to initially describe the internet.

"I don't know where to buy my computer from"

"Have a look on the Pojangonet"

It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.

As a sign of frustration

"OH Pojango"

Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place

"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"

If something is high or drunk

"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"

I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!

by Stuart February 4, 2005