stuart's definitions

lil john

An off da chain muthafucka who takes shit no shit from anybody. Stop talkin shit about him being a lame rapper. He isn't a rapper, dumbshits. he creates the beats for songs and then adds him saying "yeaaah", "Okaaay", or "whaaat"! Don't be such ignorant bastards and don't comment on things you don't know about!

Ignorant fucktard: Lil John is a retarted shit who can't rhyme.

Me: Fuck off, bitch!

by stuart May 1, 2005

stuz0r

A very leet cs player, a god

"OMG he is like stuz0r"

by stuart August 8, 2003

Brown Plow

Visious anal sex, only to be preformed raw dog.

Me and Sarah were sitting on the couch then I gave her the Brown Plow!

by Stuart August 18, 2003

the wiggles

A group of very gay australian men who seem to entertain the hell out of toddlers and infants. they wear bright, vibrant shirts and most likely butt fuck eachother allll niiiight looooong.

Those Wiggles are like crack for toddlers!

by Stuart April 17, 2005

kuk

1) any variant of skin-obsessed homo sapian (regular intervals of cleansing and daily exfoliation)

2) jennacakes

3) to paint a log pink

"omg yen ur such a kuk" vil
"look at that stupid kukface, why is she painting that log pink?" stu

by stuart March 3, 2005

anonymity

Involvement in some way where you can not be personally identified.

Anonymity online when looking at pron would be nice.

by Stuart October 11, 2003

segregation

Procedure taken when it is easier to break people off into autonomous groups rather than attempt any sort of compromise, understand, or advancement of society. Often politically advantageous due to appealing to small minds, and exaggerates all previous issues that led to the segregation in the first place.

People of different colours are rape and pillage our towns and detroy our moral culture, so we should use segregation to keep them away from us. Note the idiocy of such a claim

by Stuart October 11, 2003