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small opening between a female's legs. sometimes can be hard to find/gain access to. to make sure you're at the right place, multiple drinks can be of assistance. also, recent receipt of moronically materialistic items like jewelry, automobiles, or designer clothing will open the ram hole wide open.
not to be confused with the butt hole. if you find yourself here, you may be the one recently having consumed multiple drinks. you also may be the one who recently received jewelry, cars or clothing. this may be compounded by the fact that you might not be with a woman at all. if this is the case, stop all activity and go to bed.
not to be confused with the butt hole. if you find yourself here, you may be the one recently having consumed multiple drinks. you also may be the one who recently received jewelry, cars or clothing. this may be compounded by the fact that you might not be with a woman at all. if this is the case, stop all activity and go to bed.
hey dudes, i was out partying last night and got this stupid bitch super loaded. next thing i know i was at her ram hole.
that was no ram hole.
huh?
that wasn't a chick.
fuck. i'm going back to bed.
that was no ram hole.
huh?
that wasn't a chick.
fuck. i'm going back to bed.
by stu in the zoo April 25, 2007
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by stu in the zoo February 11, 2008
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yo, what's with the limp and the long face?
i crossed over last night. it went from fagtastic to fagnastic in like .83 seconds.
ouch.
yup....
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ouch.
yup....
by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008
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by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008
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i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!
later.
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later.
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