Fuck me in the ass

Can be used literally or as a sign of frustration, as in:

1) Seeing that guy's crotch bulge, I said, "Hey dude, 'Fuck me in the ass'." (Can be used by heteros or gays)

2) "Fuck me in the ass. I can't get this fuckin' software to run the way it's supposed to.

by stsebastian March 10, 2009

shirtlifter

A gay male who lifts his shirt (and bends over) for anal intercourse.

Primarily British usage.

Q. hey, is your mate a top?

A. No, he'll top sometimes, but he's really a shirtlifter.

by stsebastian November 15, 2009

bluey

A pornographic film; usually a video.

British usage.

That bluey I watched last night got me so horny and hot that I had to jerk off twice.

My Brit girlfriend asked me if I wanted to watch a bluey with her. I said, "what's a bluey?" "Well this one is called 'Prom Queen'."

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

sweets

a British euphemism for testicles.

Awww you got me in the sweets and they hurt like hell!

He wanted her to tea-bag his sweets but she refused.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

tmr

Abbreviation for TWINK MEETING ROOM, a porn site and meeting place for youngish gays to see, chat, and blog with other gays and bi guys 18+

If ya wanna see photos and videos of hot young twinks (18+), go to tmr

My bf and I got off watching twinks 69 on tmr

by stsebastian June 23, 2015

bonking-off

Term for masturbation in the UK.

When she accidentally opened the bathroom door, she found her boyfriend bonking-off.

yeah, I'm used to bonking off in bed every morning and every night.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009

bunk up

to sleep in the same bed with someone (not just in the same room).

British usage.

Although Sam only has a single bed, he lusts to bunk up with seb every night.

When Tom met that hot piece, they hooked up, went boozing, and decided to bunk up all weekend.

by stsebastian November 29, 2009