strong badian's definitions

X&Y

The eagerly-anticipated third studio album by the (in my opinion) greatest band ever, Coldplay. The first single "Speed of Sound" will be released on May 23rd, 2005, while the album itself drops on June 6th, 2005.

I'm planning on camping out outside of Fred's Record's on June 6th to get X&Y.

by strong badian April 11, 2005

coldplay

The best band ever. Radiohead came first, but Ed O'Brien couldn't tune Jon Buckland's guitar.

Haters can drink their haterade but no one can deny that even if they don't like the music, Coldplay's talent on a scale from 1 to 10, they're about a 57.

by strong badian October 31, 2004

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian March 31, 2005

RE: PHONE

A satanic device of my own creation. Beginning as a Facebook PM to my close friends to inform them of my new phone number, it has evolved into an unnecessary, over-2000-replied message, repeatedly filling up the inboxes of those involved stupid enough to not turn off email alerts for PMs.

One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.

Lil' Dan: What!? I've got 89 new emails?!... goddamn that fucking RE: PHONE!

by strong badian January 13, 2009

styles of music

Something of which there is too many. Emocore? Black and Death Metal is different? What the hell is that?! Why can't it just be rock?! Or better yet music?!

Me: What styles of music do you listen to?

Moron: Well, I like Black Metal and Death Metal and Speed Metal and...

Me: So basically, you like Metal?

Moron: No, I don't like Polka Metal.

by strong badian November 17, 2004

spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

by strong badian December 26, 2003

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004