strong badian's definitions

RE: PHONE

A satanic device of my own creation. Beginning as a Facebook PM to my close friends to inform them of my new phone number, it has evolved into an unnecessary, over-2000-replied message, repeatedly filling up the inboxes of those involved stupid enough to not turn off email alerts for PMs.

One day, RE: PHONE will be a true internet meme.

Lil' Dan: What!? I've got 89 new emails?!... goddamn that fucking RE: PHONE!

by strong badian January 13, 2009

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian March 31, 2005

smame

So totally my word. That's right, I made it up. If it ain't on UD, it's mine!



PATENT PENDING!

Me: How are you?
Person: Pretty good, you?
Me: Smame.

by strong badian January 20, 2005

billy talent

A great, new Canadian band, liked by literate and illiterate people alike, it appears.

Led by Ben Kowalewicz and Ian D'Sa, three of the guys in the band look strangely like guys from Sum 41, but are infinetly better.

blly talint fukin rools!

And for the people who can speak English: Billy Talent are one of the best bands from my native Canada in the last 10 years.

by strong badian May 23, 2004

spanky

(1)One of the coolest cruiserweights on WWE Smackdown. Also known as Brian Kendrick.

(2)Agnes Skinner's nickname for her son Seymour.

(1)Spanky's finishing maneuver is the sliced bread 2.

(2)"Spanky, I told you not to play in the neighbour's yard!"

by strong badian December 26, 2003

bird-eating cloud

Minor character in Teen Girl Squad, a cartoon written by the almighty Strong Bad.

*chomp* *chomp*

by strong badian February 29, 2004

X&Y

The eagerly-anticipated third studio album by the (in my opinion) greatest band ever, Coldplay. The first single "Speed of Sound" will be released on May 23rd, 2005, while the album itself drops on June 6th, 2005.

I'm planning on camping out outside of Fred's Record's on June 6th to get X&Y.

by strong badian April 11, 2005