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3rd View

The 3rd view runs NorCal! Moutain View Bitch!

The Incredible Hulk beat the shit outta my grandpa cuase he gave him a funny look. Then he called his hommie Stray with his 357 and they shot him in the dome. After that The OG and SMF came and skull fucked his wrinkly head.

by Stray May 10, 2004

the Mars Volta

A band that originated in Texas from post-punk At the Drive In, (also a great band), and decided to reform to develop numerous concept albums. The first, being De-Loused in the Comatorium (the story of a past band member Julio Venegas who commited suicide), is a masterpiece, blending Latin roots (some members are hispanic), trademark post-punk rock riffs, jazzy interludes, progressive and experimental synthesization and much more to create a deep, emotion-filled record. Their recent release, Frances the Mute, is just as legendary, yet focuses more on the song length and digital paraphernalia rather than conventional song-structure. And for the Mars Volta, this is definetely a good thing.

The Mars Volta are indeed a special group of musicians. Their cd booklets are strewn with philosophical and aesthetically stimulating images and words, fueling their contemplative sound. They cross many boundaries and break the barrier between conformity and musical subconsciousness. They are madly orginal and insanely creative.

by stray March 5, 2005

Teacups In Flowerland

1)A euphamism meaning tortured, raped, victims of rejection, but can also be used to tell someone they are fucked.

2)The best underground death metal band ever to exist. (TIF)

1)You actually got in trouble with Mr. Finklestein for saying 'the chickens are coming?' Dude you are such a Teacup in Flowerland......

2)I am going to listen to that new Teacups In Flowerland demo I got from their concert at the Roxy yesterday.

by stray November 23, 2003

Carlos Barat

Singer/Songwriter of British band The Libertines. He is a fabulous musician, and his interviews are usually quite insightful. He is intelligent. And fucking hott. Is said by many LJ-Junkies to be a raging homosexual with his former bandmate Pete Doherty whom he has had an intense love-hate relationship with, but nonetheless, Carl is a sex god who had decided to move on in his career.

Yeah, The Libs broke up. I hope I'm not the only one who hopes that Pete and Carl will make up someday. In the meantime, Carl, who has the most beautiful ass I have ever seen, signed with another label and is supposedly forming another band..hmmm

by stray April 13, 2005

tapeworm

1) A parasite that enters the human digestive system and grows and thrives off what the human host consumes, causing severe weight loss or other digestive problems. See parasitism

1) My brother's girlfriend's uncle's lover went to New Guinea and came back 50 pounds thinner and with severe anal pain. We later found out, 34 months after he died, that he had been holding a tapeworm inside of him.

by Stray December 6, 2003

Nicky Hilton

She and Paris went to my school. No joke.
I parked her car in safety apparently, when she went to pick up her cousin or whatever.
The Hilton sister who did a little more with her life. I won't diss Paris (for being what she is, there are so many other unfamous people in the world exactly like her) but people on here really need to get a life, THEY ARE JUST PEOPLE TOO!!!

7th grader: OMG DO YOU KNOW WHO DAT WUZZ?!
me: no....
7th grader: OMGOMGOMG NICKY HILTON!!!!
me: okay...
horny 8th grader:THAT WAS NICKY HILTON SHES SO HOTT!!!
girly 8th grader: PARIS IS MY IDOL!
me: *sigh* (And I'm Michael Jackson..)-_-

GET A LIFE

by stray October 5, 2004

Siouxsie Sioux

Lead singer of the 1970's-1990's goth rock band Siouxsie and the Banshees. Created her own individuality through her provocative dress style and exaggerated eye makeup, yet is a role model for many people. She now lives with her husband and former SATB drummer, Budgie, in France.

I was Siouxsie Sioux for Halloween.

by stray November 17, 2004