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poss

Steve:"Dude that girl totally would have fucked you"
Rob:"Yeah but if I tried anything i would have looked like a stalker"
Steve:"Poss"
by Steve March 3, 2004
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delli mustard

When a male and female get together for a sexual meeting and the male ejaculates into a cup after beeing blowed and then proceeds to take a piss into the cup making a liquid that looks like fucked up mustard. He then poors the new liquid onto his female partner and rubs it all over her body
"Oh shit, I'm about to cum, quick give me a cup to mix up some nice deli mustard for our sandwiches"
by Steve July 6, 2004
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gorp

When one proceeds to phart and releases fecal matter into his/her undergarment. (the reason we wear undergarments in the first place)
Oh snap, I just gorped and it burned my thigh!
by steve August 13, 2004
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rando

A very large vainy penis
Yalls got yourself a nice big rando there.

Bill jammed his rando inside of sally.
by Steve October 13, 2004
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jo

Chi-town way of sayin "man".
Hey sup jo. Instead of hey man.
by Steve September 21, 2004
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butternut

a small round nut dipped several times in butter. Eaten by the most obese of wisconsin society (Mrs. Hose).
Butternut(s) can be used in many diffrent recipes for instance the butternut candy bar...1 stick of butter with large butter nuts protruding from every inch of its surface.
She dipped her husbands small genitals in BUTTERNUT sauce before she licked them clean.
You little shit, give me my god damn butter nuts before i fucken cream my jeans and fucken eat your ass out.
Mrs. Hose shrilled in pleasure as she rammed her face full of the delectable butter nut.
And one final example!
Mrs Hose bathed in the butter nut as she squirted butternut shampoo over every inch of her 500lb body.
by Steve January 12, 2005
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On the Blunt

The male stoner's version of the pill. Just smoking way too many blunts over an extended period of time leaves the stoner's cojones atrophied and shootin' serious blanks. Ideal for keeping the stoner population down, but it's not like half of them have the motivation to accidentally procreate anyway.
Girl: "Ooh, Marco! Take me now! But you do have protection, right?"

Stoner: "Baby, please. I'm on the blunt! Hell, I have no idea what's goin on."
by Steve March 3, 2004
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