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1.
someone that has just done something really stupid
Rob smashed another vase....he is such a nobber
by Roofromboundarymill January 19, 2004
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2.
This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.
You absolute f***ing nobber
by Daisy December 09, 2003
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3.
Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.
What did you do that for? You nobber.
by Col April 23, 2004
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4.
Oral sex given by a female to a male. Also- Nob Job, Nob Slobbin', Slobin' the Nob.
She gave me a nobber. or I just got a Nob Job.
by Me. December 07, 2002
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5.
Someone who should be backhanded for being a dick
What the fuck was the nobber playing at
by jim jimlyjimson May 25, 2007
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6.
An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
by Wazza101 January 19, 2012
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7.
A group of very unprofessional golfers from the Cheltenham area.
by MikeB October 20, 2003
12 8