someone that has just done something really stupid
Rob smashed another vase....he is such a nobber
This is the millenium entry for "nob" deriving from the terms prick, penis, cock, dick or dickhead. Personal insult directed at the candidate for acts of pure nobberism.
You absolute f***ing nobber
Casual insult used against someone who has done something you don't like.
What did you do that for? You nobber.
Oral sex given by a female to a male. Also- Nob Job, Nob Slobbin', Slobin' the Nob.
She gave me a nobber. or I just got a Nob Job.
What the fuck was the nobber playing at
An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".
The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"
Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.
Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".
A group of very unprofessional golfers from the Cheltenham area.