23 definitions by stephan smolka
Demanding a level of commitment from someone in a relationship, as if they should have read your mind. A way of keeping someone focused on their own faults, keeping you safe and secure from reproach.
With my girlfriend, not only did I have to remember all the holidays and what we did and wore that day, I had to remember everthing we said to each other and know what kind of gift she wanted and how I was supposed to present them to her. What a perfection abuse hell I had to live through!!
by stephan smolka November 20, 2009
When some says or does something really stupid and/or idiotic. Is said mockingly as in 'ah ha, ah ha' Used instead of 'asshole' when the word could get you banned for not being pc.
After all the stupidity I witnessed from the group, It was a release to mock them out loud by shouting "AH HA, AH HA !!!" At them.
by stephan smolka September 26, 2008
Close relative to the professional celebrity you are famous because you are related(not quite) to someone famous.
The future(?) son-in-law of the former presidential candidate has become famous as a celebrity by proxy.
by stephan smolka November 26, 2009
After calling the 900 number that was printed on the package for help, the customer rep said "That's strange!!" And I knew that I was truly fucked.
by stephan smolka January 31, 2010
Watching the movie, me and my sister witnessed the stunt man jump out the window. She exclaimed,"The man jumped out the window!" I replied,'Doiy-doiy, tell me something I don't know!'
by stephan smolka February 27, 2009
The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?
by stephan smolka November 20, 2009
A literal example of the yellow light effect is to speed up when you see a yellow light. Figuratively, you do the opposite.
by stephan smolka November 22, 2008