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Someone who tells you the obvious, but clams up when you need real information.
Watching the movie, me and my sister witnessed the stunt man jump out the window. She exclaimed,"The man jumped out the window!" I replied,'Doiy-doiy, tell me something I don't know!'
by Stephan Smolka February 27, 2009
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