starky's definitions

mother fucking

Quite probably the only two words in Samuel L Jackson's Vocabulary.

Sameul L Jackson: Mother fucking mother fucker! Fuck a mother fucking mother fucker.

by starky August 18, 2006

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

mainstream

In the opinion of morons, such as almost everyone posting on this page, mainstream is the epitomy of conformity and capitalistic exploitation tactics. To follow mainstream, in the opinion of such idiots, is to be weak and conformist.
Mainstream is marketable and appealling to the masses because it's popular and more likeable. Most "non-mainstream" artists would do anything to become mainstream.

Mainstream is frowned at by morons between the ages 14-24 due to their inability to see the wood through the trees.

by starky August 7, 2007

daniel day lewis

The best actor alive. He is reknowned for being the most selective actor in holywood, accepting a new roll every three years for which he is paid an enormous sum.

He is also known for taking method acting to its extreme, staying in character whilst off set and preparing for his roles long before filming starts.

Daniel Day Lewis is a pleasant reminder that Hollywood hasn't entirely substituted good actors for pretty faces.

by starky March 21, 2008

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

huckabee

The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.

Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.

by starky February 24, 2008