starky's definitions

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

media

The evolved form of High School gossips.

The media is interested in the interesting because they themselves are uninteresting.

by starky August 31, 2007

Zinedine Zidane

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.

Zinedine Zidane > Brazil

by starky July 5, 2006

amy lee

The talented lead singer and songwriting who fronts the band Evanescence. Contrary to popular misconception, Amy Lee is NOT attractive.

Amy Lee is an earth pig, please stop feeding her delusion that she is attractive.

by starky August 14, 2007

i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

socceroos

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.

The Socceroos took Japan to school.

by starky June 17, 2006

damage incorporated

A confederate of losers and drop-outs seeking commiseration for their real life patheticness through means of an online game, namely; runescape.

When you think of damage incorporated, think not of a staggeringly high combat level - instead, think of the hours wasted watching and clicking on a computer screen.

by starky August 11, 2007