starky's definitions

i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

amy lee

The talented lead singer and songwriting who fronts the band Evanescence. Contrary to popular misconception, Amy Lee is NOT attractive.

Amy Lee is an earth pig, please stop feeding her delusion that she is attractive.

by starky August 14, 2007

huckabee

The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.

Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.

by starky February 24, 2008

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

daniel day lewis

The best actor alive. He is reknowned for being the most selective actor in holywood, accepting a new roll every three years for which he is paid an enormous sum.

He is also known for taking method acting to its extreme, staying in character whilst off set and preparing for his roles long before filming starts.

Daniel Day Lewis is a pleasant reminder that Hollywood hasn't entirely substituted good actors for pretty faces.

by starky March 21, 2008

socceroos

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.

The Socceroos took Japan to school.

by starky June 17, 2006

damage incorporated

A confederate of losers and drop-outs seeking commiseration for their real life patheticness through means of an online game, namely; runescape.

When you think of damage incorporated, think not of a staggeringly high combat level - instead, think of the hours wasted watching and clicking on a computer screen.

by starky August 11, 2007