starky's definitions

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

Zinedine Zidane

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.

Zinedine Zidane > Brazil

by starky July 5, 2006

i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

amy lee

The talented lead singer and songwriting who fronts the band Evanescence. Contrary to popular misconception, Amy Lee is NOT attractive.

Amy Lee is an earth pig, please stop feeding her delusion that she is attractive.

by starky August 14, 2007

media

The evolved form of High School gossips.

The media is interested in the interesting because they themselves are uninteresting.

by starky August 31, 2007

internet

The only place where "Freedom of speach" actually exists.

On the internet one can point out that 86% of terrorists are Islam without being called a racist.

by starky August 31, 2007

socceroos

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.

The Socceroos took Japan to school.

by starky June 17, 2006