starky's definitions

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

Mikhail Gorbachev is unappreciated.

by starky August 18, 2008

kate nash

A legitimate, self-made female talent who's first single "Foundations" made it to the top of the download chart despite receiving almost no radio air time.

Kate Nash may be a chav, but she is highly talented.

by starky August 22, 2007

malcom in the middle

You're here. However, you want to be here ---> malcolm in the middle.

Bye

Malcom in the Middle is how some people spell Malcolm in the middle.

by starky July 2, 2006

socceroos

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.

The Socceroos took Japan to school.

by starky June 17, 2006

damage incorporated

A confederate of losers and drop-outs seeking commiseration for their real life patheticness through means of an online game, namely; runescape.

When you think of damage incorporated, think not of a staggeringly high combat level - instead, think of the hours wasted watching and clicking on a computer screen.

by starky August 11, 2007

huckabee

The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.

Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.

by starky February 24, 2008