starky's definitions

i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

Zinedine Zidane

The only thing Brazil is afraid of.

Zinedine Zidane > Brazil

by starky July 5, 2006

amy lee

The talented lead singer and songwriting who fronts the band Evanescence. Contrary to popular misconception, Amy Lee is NOT attractive.

Amy Lee is an earth pig, please stop feeding her delusion that she is attractive.

by starky August 14, 2007

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

socceroos

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.

The Socceroos took Japan to school.

by starky June 17, 2006

damage incorporated

A confederate of losers and drop-outs seeking commiseration for their real life patheticness through means of an online game, namely; runescape.

When you think of damage incorporated, think not of a staggeringly high combat level - instead, think of the hours wasted watching and clicking on a computer screen.

by starky August 11, 2007

huckabee

The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.

Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.

by starky February 24, 2008