starky's definitions

damage incorporated

A confederate of losers and drop-outs seeking commiseration for their real life patheticness through means of an online game, namely; runescape.

When you think of damage incorporated, think not of a staggeringly high combat level - instead, think of the hours wasted watching and clicking on a computer screen.

by starky August 11, 2007

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

il divo

-The tenor quartet who broke LED Zeplin's record of selling 25 million records without releasing a single. Their singles include Isabel, Unbreak my heart & Time of our Lives.

Il Divo, unlike most artists in this decade (see 50 cent), have talent.

by starky July 6, 2006

righteous brothers

A vocal duo consisting of Bobby Hatfield and Bill Medley. They rose to fame in the 1960s with songs such as "You've lost that lovin' feeling" featuring Medley's sonorous bass and "Unchained melody", demonstrating Hatfield's (now deceased) soaring tenor.

The Righteous brothers are legendary.

by starky April 18, 2008

media

The evolved form of High School gossips.

The media is interested in the interesting because they themselves are uninteresting.

by starky August 31, 2007

socceroos

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.

The Socceroos took Japan to school.

by starky June 17, 2006