starky's definitions

i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

ugly

An irreversable biological predestination that, unfortunately, causes the individual whom is ugly to receive disprefferential treatment from both genders for the rest of their lives.

The fear of being ugly is the reason beauty products are one of the worlds best selling items.

by starky April 10, 2008

Ludwig Wittgenstein

The greatest philosopher of the past Century and one of the most important philosophers in history.
A genius and a radical, his work challenged the foundations of logic, reason and most importantly language.
His only complete book, Tractatus Logico Philosophicus, is the most influential work of philosophical literature since Kant's Critique of Pure Reason.

Ludwig Wittgenstein is God

by starky January 5, 2009

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

Mikhail Gorbachev is unappreciated.

by starky August 18, 2008

Joe Biden

1. The United States Vice president-to-be.

2. Correctly pointed out that Sarah Palin is a hot piece of ass.

When the Obama conquers the republicans in upcoming elections Joe Biden will be VP.

by starky October 20, 2008

Sarah Palin

At the moment the vice president nomination for the Republican party. She has fire and is a gifted orator, surprisingly so. She's also a hot piece of ass.

Whoever knocked up Sarah Palin's daughter is a lucky guy.

by starky October 24, 2008

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008