Twelfth Wave Feminism

the predominant form of feminism in the twenty-fourth century, characterized by the complete extinction of the male human and the establishment of an all-female race that relies on artificial sperm cells generated from female bone marrow as the only means of procreation
Twelfth Wave Feminism. I skipped eight hypothetical waves of feminism and became a twelfth wave feminist!
by standing up for what's right December 07, 2023
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Life

a shitty brand of cereal, generally causing obesity and/or diabetes, and getting eaten by people who are severely depressed after they wake up and it's dark and rainy outside
Person 1: Life sucks.
Person 2: What are you talking about? It's the greatest brand ever sold!
Person 1: No, I meant that my wife divorced me, and my cat just got run over by a car in front of my eyes.
Person 2: OK, sorry. I thought you were talking about cereal.
by standing up for what's right February 06, 2023
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AMALT

All Men Are Like That

If you want to, you can use this the next time a misogynist says "AWALT"! or you can use this instead of "Kill All Men." It expresses the same thing in a much less offensive way.
Person 1: A guy broke into my fucking house and raped my mom last night, and the same guy who raped her killed my little sister.
Person 2: Why didn't you call the cops?
Person 1: AMALT.
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megasogynist

A megasogynist is the most extreme form of misogynist. The SI prefix mega- is equal to 10^6 (1,000,000) times the given unit. Therefore, 1 megasogynist = misogynist x 10^6. A megasogynist, therefore, exhibits all the core attributes of an average misogynist amplified by a factor of one million.

Megasogynists are less common than megasandrists, but generally much more physically violent and homicidal. Unlike your average misogynist, a megasogynist either actively murders girls and women, for no reason but their gender, or would if they had the chance. They often have insane delusional paranoia about womankind, like they might think that women have supernatural mind-control powers or an evil government agenda. A megasogynist might think all women seek to kill him/her, so they think they are acting in self-defense. If they are born with any sexual orientation toward the female gender, they will do everything they can to eliminate it, and some have even been known to take a suicide oath if they catch themselves getting horny. They also do a lot of other evil crap that I can't legally mention on this website.

Luckily, megasogynists never get too far before they are rightfully incarcerated or put on death row.
Person 1: That guy over there is so cute. Should I try talking to him?
Person 2: Are you out of your goddamn mind?! Everyone knows he's a megasogynist! He'll stab you to death in your sleep! In fact, I'm going to call 9-1-1 on him.
Person 1: Nah, he looks so sweet and innocent. There's no way he would-
The guy: (Pulls out an AR-15 and starts shooting people)
Person 1: You're right! I'll call 9-1-1, too!
Police: Holy sh*t!!! Assemble the whole SWAT team!
by standing up for what's right February 19, 2023
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Andrea Tate

the woman equivalent of Andrew Tate, that is, a woman who is filthy rich, brags constantly about her riches, puts everyone down, is sex-obsessed, and is also extremely sexist, rude, and violent toward men
It's actually incredibly easy to find women who perfectly fit the persona of Andrew Tate in the opposite gender. Andrea Tates are very, very, very common in western society.
For every Andrew Tate, there are twenty-seven Andrea Tates. Please write that down somewhere.
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scrote

An insult that a feminist called me a few years ago
Me: You probably shouldn't joke about killing male babies. I know men suck, but why are you bringing babies into this? Also, you said you're a feminist, but isn't feminism supposed to be "the advocacy of women's rights on the basis of the equality of the sexes"?

Feminism: Shut the f*ck up, you scrote!
Me: *reluctantly turns the other cheek*
by standing up for what's right December 04, 2023
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man

A person who, on a genetic level, shares about 99.7% of their DNA with any woman
liberal feminist: Men don't have feelings. They only exist to do grunt work for us females. Beyond mowing the lawn and taking out the trash, they're completely useless! #KillAllMen
reasonable person: Did you know women and men share 99.7% of their DNA? Why don't they just put the 1.3% difference aside and be kind and respectful to each other, understanding that we are all equally human and deserve to be treated as such?
liberal feminist: Quit mansplaining, you misogynist pig!
reasonable person: I'm sorry, but I think you missed the point...
liberal feminist: (Screams and kicks him really hard in the balls. He doubles over in agony.)
by standing up for what's right February 15, 2023
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