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lackoass

adj., A person who has a limited posterior. One who cannot fill out a pair of jeans.

That there is a sad case of lackoass.

by stageguy March 12, 2011

mopipotamus

noun., a person who sulks, mopes, and takes on an antisocial affect due to some situation that they themselves created.

George couldn't work on that one project because he had another one he had to finish first so he spent the day as a mopipotamus.

by stageguy March 12, 2011

Intensifier

A device used on a followspot that mysteriously makes the light brighter or dimmer. Little is known about how it works. It has only been seen in followspot operations only when the lamp is operated by an elf. It supplants normal operation of the more commonly used douser or less used chopper.

That spot didn't have a douser, it had an intensifier. I was able to make it work though.

by stageguy March 22, 2024