Definitions by splocious

Campapult 

Essentially the same as a regular catapult however defined by the overtly camp way in which the user holds the weapon.

Check the state of that shirt-lifter trying to shoot his campapult. He's like Gary Tank Commander picking a cherry out his boyfriend's backside.

Campapult by Splocious January 20, 2024

sheik ma boaby 

A direct contender to Big Eck as one of Govan Baws alter egos.

A no nonsense Arab renowned for getting 'Das Thunder Caber' out to bring the misbehaving young team into line.

Theres Govan Baws gone into full Sheik ma Boaby mode again. Did you see him skelp that wee fandan with Das Thunder Caber. Wee cu t didn't know what hit him. He's just lucky it wasn't Big Eck.

sheik ma boaby by Splocious August 5, 2023

Kilbride 

Term used for a danger wank in the Kilmore area

I'm away for a Kilbride mate. I suggest you avoid the phone box for the next hour or so or you might get a swatch of Kilmore's number one disco tadger.

Kilbride by Splocious March 29, 2022

Shants 

Thunderwear, progressive disco banger holders, a place yer tadger can take stock without fear of scorn.

He's a different person with those shants on. Stoating about with reckless abandon and chapping folk with little more than a smudge.

Shants by Splocious December 2, 2021

Hairy beanbag 

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

Hairy beanbag by Splocious May 23, 2020

Ya hoor ye

Generally denotes surprise in Scotland.

Mechanic : Any chance I can get some batteries for ma double ender please pal?
Storekeeper of the year: oh ya hoor ye, you must've been fair pummeling yerself . I gave you a full set yesterday.
Mechanic: aye, a was right in about it last night ken.

Ya hoor ye by Splocious May 6, 2019

racisit

Ideal word for folk that struggle with the word xenophobe but can't quite bring themselves to write racist.

That pant sniffer is a right racisit. He should know better.

racisit by Splocious February 15, 2019