Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

"He's the only guy I know who can work shants."

Everyone looks dumb in shants.

Flood pants, usually seen in a place where a flood is not likely. Shants are most commonly seen on middle-aged women. They may be made of linen or of a cotton blend, and they are most often white, bright pink, turquoise, or lime green in color. However, neither the color nor the material is a criterion for their categorization as shants. The length maketh the shant.

Any shants sported by a man may be referred to as "man shants" or simply shmants.

You shan't wear those shants again!

"Dude, those shants are pretty hesh, I need to cut some,"

It was hot outside, so I made some shants from my pants.