Garrett wears shants cause is family is to poor to buy pants.

"He's the only guy I know who can work shants."

Everyone looks dumb in shants.

Flood pants, usually seen in a place where a flood is not likely. Shants are most commonly seen on middle-aged women. They may be made of linen or of a cotton blend, and they are most often white, bright pink, turquoise, or lime green in color. However, neither the color nor the material is a criterion for their categorization as shants. The length maketh the shant.

Any shants sported by a man may be referred to as "man shants" or simply shmants.

You shan't wear those shants again!

Verb.
1. Dude, that girl just shantsed in our basement!
2. You are totally shantsing this situation.

Noun.
1. Yo, the girl just put her shants in your sink, bro.
2. Are we humans? Or are we shantsers?

Adjective.
1. The shantsing party was not fun at all.
2. That shants girl smells like shit now.

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