sphinctar's definitions

Jeans McJumpsuit

When your blue jeans go up past your shirt and come out as a collar.

Jeff sydor is gay

by Sphinctar March 17, 2004

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Whipped McSugarmomma

When your fat teacher married a sugar momma and drives a lexus

Whipped McSuguarmomma teaches history.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Playing Pocket Pool

To play pool in your pocket

He has a really small pool table in his pocket and he occasionally plays pool on it.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Apologizing to the fat girl

To masturbate
see Putting on an orange coat
Making fun of the fat girl

Zach makes fun of the fat girl then apologizes to her multiple times a day.

by Sphinctar April 21, 2004

spoonie mcbackpocket

To put a spoon inside someones back pocket when they arent looking

I just gave Mr. B a Spoonie McBackpocket, then i stole his pens when he leaned over. And Jordan raped him.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

prarie dog

When you gotta poop so bad that the poo pops out and goes back in, just like a prarie dog does.

I think I'm gonna go prarie dog hunting but first i gotta poo cause i'm prarie doggin it.

by Sphinctar May 12, 2004