Definitions by sparhavoc

Fuckdud 

A girl who is hot, flirty, lively and sexy when clothed, but once you get her in bed, she's like a warm ham with a pulse.

That girl Shawonka sure has the curves and knows she's a fine piece of ass, but bro - what a fuckdud. It was like an extra pink corpse in my bed.

Fuckdud by sparhavoc September 9, 2018

Spoot 

Spoon toot. When the little spoon farts into the big spoons crotch.

How was the date with Mary?
Eh... it was ok. She spooted on me all night. Kinda weird.

Spoot by sparhavoc November 13, 2016

Mr. Taco 

A chain of hole-in-the-wall taco restaurants in southern California, famous for producing life-changing diarrhea in those who bravely consume it's menu items.

Mr. Taco gave me the most amazing case of Fire Hose Ass I have ever experienced.

Mr. Taco by sparhavoc October 9, 2016

Blimped 

When you get tricked into going on a date with a fat girl.

Also see chubby-duped.

Q: How was the date last night?
A: Dude... I got blimped. It sucked.

Blimped by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Oatmeal on a Wall 

Lumpy, saggy breasts, having the appearance of oozing down her chest like oatmeal sliding down a wall.

Q: How was your date last night?
A: Dude, her boobs were like oatmeal on a wall.

Oatmeal on a Wall by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Crotch Grinders 

An ethnicity, race, or culture of people renowned for a very high rate of breeding

Also see Mexican.

Where the hell did all these Mexicans come from? Damn crotch grinders.

Crotch Grinders by sparhavoc October 8, 2016

Shawonka

Generic term for a black southern female.

Shit man, Louisiana sure does have a lot of Shawonkas...

Shawonka by sparhavoc October 8, 2016