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10 definitions by spanky4679

 
1.
Noun (n) - The inner demon that can emerge when the body's defenses are weakened by the consumption of hard liquor. It posesses the host, causing destruction, terror, and mayhem until the alcohol has been flushed from the system. It has an insatiable appetite for broken glass. At this point the demon goes into remission until the next drinking binge.
1. Luke: But you said the Manimal betrayed and murdered my father.
Ben: He did. He was seduced by the darkest of rums...151. At that point he ceased to be Dave and became the Manimal. When that happened, the sober man who was your father was destroyed. He's more animal now than man. Drunk, twisted, and evil.
by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005
 
2.
A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
by Spanky4679 January 31, 2006
 
3.
The phrase to end all good times. Usually exclaimed by a fun-hating woman who can not stand to see her friends enjoy themselves. Must be exclaimed in a half-speed baritone for greatest effect. Can also be used to mock that person at the first hint ruining a good time. Detroit slang.
One more drink or should we head home?

No fun allowed!
by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005
 
4.
1. The Beast from the East. An ultra aggressive neo-fascist with a penchant for destroying furniture and picture windows. The stereotypical suburban madman.

2. That porky guy.
Minority: Yo, man. What's with the Nazi tattoo?
Double S: Those are my initials, you Gay communist Jew.
by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005
 
5.
The inspiration for and namesake of the U.S. Army's M-1A1 Main Battle Tank. In urban use, it is a discreet way of describing a woman with a large rear end. This is used in lieu of the phrase Tank Ass. It is advantageous because unless the woman has a knowledge of American military history she will be none the wiser.
Wow, that's quite a butt she has on her.
Yes, she's quite the General Abrams.
by Spanky4679 January 23, 2006
 
6.
1. The Beast from the East. An ultra aggressive neo-fascist with a penchant for destroying furniture and windows. The stereotypical suburban madman.

2. That porky guy.
Minority: Yo, man. What's with the Nazi tattoo?
Double S: Those are my initials, you gay commie Jew.
by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005
 
7.
red
A backwoods-dwelling, inbred, adulterous, possibly female Hillbilly from Michigan's lower peninsula. Usually identified by a pasty, yet blotchy skin color and a drug store dye job. Identification is easier when she's having one of her trademark herpes outbreaks, which turns the crotch a legionous and slimy red color.
"Oh my gosh, can you believe Double S actually married red?"
by Spanky4679 November 28, 2005