6 definitions by someone who lives in ardoyne

Fionntan is a proper wacky fella.

Is NEVER Short. And ALWAYS TALL.
Person: Well Fionntan whats'a crack wee man

Fionntan: Fir dig ugly cunt
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its sorta like ardoyne, but like. its a wacky place

you get harassed by groups of wee girls at the park

and theres a forest with a waterfall there, proper wacky
Person 1: im bored asf
Twinbrook: come roun twinbrook
Person 1: ok
Person 1: massive mansion i just saw
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this place is strange

like imagine ardoyne, but the houses arent copy pasted every 2nd house and its massive, and you get chased by gypsies at night, plus a massive forest to sprinkle a little bit of cucumber in it.

you get ligoniel, proper madness
Person 1: im bored asf
Ardoyne: come roun ligoniel
Person 1: ok
Person 1:i just got fucking stabbed oh mummy
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coolest fuckin school ever, i went there. was insane.

they even had a movie made about it called young plato, awesome

saw these 2 cousins have a scrap about 15 times in that movie. I told you, it is a WACKY INSANE place.
Person 1: im bored asf
Ardoyne: come roun holy cross boys
Person 1: ok
Person 1:I've been arrested for being an adult and going to school, what now Ardoyne
Ardoyne: shit one son
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coolest place in northen ireland

you cant argue, teenage pregnacy and the coolest school ever.
Person 1: im bored asf
Ardoyne: come roun ardoyne
Person 1: ok
Person 1:this is class
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Proper stinking not gonna lie

You'd be walking there at 3 am and you'd get jumped by a goblin

Upa Spar Ardoyne tho
Smick: oh ahoy where do u live wee man

Wee Man: Oh ahoy i live in Ardoyne

Smick: Feel bad for ya wee man.
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