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9 definitions by snappy's

 
1.
verb: to spy on someone else, usually with video. private dick.
noun: someone who spies on someone else using video.
Derivation: Bill Bellichik, coach of New England Patriots
Hey dude, better watch out the old lady don't bellicheat ya while you're over at the girlfriend's.
Gotta be careful cause the old lady's got a bellicheat on me.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
 
2.
a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack."
The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetrack.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
 
3.
A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.
Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
 
4.
to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.
The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
 
5.
horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.
Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
 
6.
fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky
Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?
by snappy's February 05, 2008
 
7.
not getting off in way too long...at least three days. A medical term used to convince a female to assist a male in ejaculating before his testicles get so engorged with fluid that they'll bust. Also sometimes used to describe the act of ejaculating.
Man, I'm gonna bust-a-nut if I don't get this taken care of soon.
by snappy's February 05, 2008