snappy's's definitions

wisenheimer

a wise ass, generally a nebbish male trying to get over with a humorous, but usually feeble attempt to make someone else the butt of the joke. Wisenhemiers are usually called out and decsribed as such.

youz a f'in wisenheimer and you're gonna end up wit yer dick in yer mouth.

by snappy's February 2, 2008

blue dress

fellatio, bj. Derivation: Monica Lewinsky

Sweetie, how bout a blue dress session?

by snappy's February 5, 2008

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

hershey kisses

dark, puffy nipples on a woman of color.

I've love to nibble on those Hershey kisses.

by snappy's February 2, 2008

wangster

someone extremely proficient in the use of a penis.

He's a primo wangster.
She's a wangster machine.

by snappy's February 6, 2008

for the people

commercialized phrase used by a person or business that is trying to get over on as many people as possible.

He sez he's "for the people" so he can get as many of them as possible into his stable.

by snappy's February 2, 2008

bust-a-nut

not getting off in way too long...at least three days. A medical term used to convince a female to assist a male in ejaculating before his testicles get so engorged with fluid that they'll bust. Also sometimes used to describe the act of ejaculating.

Man, I'm gonna bust-a-nut if I don't get this taken care of soon.

by snappy's February 5, 2008