wisenheimer

a wise ass, generally a nebbish male trying to get over with a humorous, but usually feeble attempt to make someone else the butt of the joke. Wisenhemiers are usually called out and decsribed as such.

youz a f'in wisenheimer and you're gonna end up wit yer dick in yer mouth.

by snappy's February 02, 2008

hotter than a two peckered goat

horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.

Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

McCainnibal

John McCain's ability to eat, chew, and spit out his Republican opponents without remorse.

He'll McCainnibal Romney by Super Tuesday.

by snappy's February 02, 2008

bust-a-nut

not getting off in way too long...at least three days. A medical term used to convince a female to assist a male in ejaculating before his testicles get so engorged with fluid that they'll bust. Also sometimes used to describe the act of ejaculating.

Man, I'm gonna bust-a-nut if I don't get this taken care of soon.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

racetrack

a shaved vagina. Derived from "grass won't grow on a racetrack."

The papparazzi got some pics of Brittany's racetrack.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

bellicheat

verb: to spy on someone else, usually with video. private dick.
noun: someone who spies on someone else using video.
Derivation: Bill Bellichik, coach of New England Patriots

Hey dude, better watch out the old lady don't bellicheat ya while you're over at the girlfriend's.
Gotta be careful cause the old lady's got a bellicheat on me.

by snappy's February 05, 2008

tom-tom

to locate. to locate or find something or someone you tom-tom.

The old lady would never tom-tom me here. Man, you're lucky cause my old lady's got built-in tom-tom.

by snappy's February 05, 2008