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noun
A homosexual male; the male equivalent of a lesbian
(the term "gay" or "homosexual" can be used to describe both males and females but "tonker" is strictly male)
"As the election nears, the debate over tonker and lesbian marriage is a popular issue."

"I think Bryan is a tonker... he sucked that dude off"
by smoothsailing August 29, 2012
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Requires three partners, and at least one guy. The male partner must jam his cock up the 2nd partner's asshole so far up that his dick comes out the 2nd partner's mouth. The 3rd partner then procedes to hook up with the 2nd partner, therefore giving the 1st partner a blowjob.

Note: To perform this position, the male partner must have a dick that exceeds the length from the partners asshole to their mouth.

Man 1: Oh my god man, I have never cummed so fast as the time I gave Jack and Daisy an Oklahoma Teapot!!!
by smoothsailing April 25, 2009
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