42 definitions by smokey

Top Definition
place were you spend first 18 years of life taking it up the ass
Mom can i stay home from school today? my ass is still sore from english class yesterday
by smokey July 26, 2003
Originally, "nigger" was a derogatory variant derivative of the Latin term "Negro" meaning black in color.

However, more recently, the cultural meaning has evolved to mean (amongst blacks and whites....derogatorily) a lazy, uneducated person, (of color). etc.
He is nothin' but a low-brow, good-for-nothing nigger.
by Smokey March 03, 2005
aka Target.

Used in the military to signify target has been located/confirmed
Echo Foxtrot to Uniform Zulu, Over
You are 5 by 5 Echo Foxtrot
Eyes on Tango.
Execute execute execute.
by Smokey September 12, 2003
make friends with maryjane and alcohol and it will just be a blur
i dont remember highschool it was just a blur, i was way to fucked up to remember
by smokey July 26, 2003
The best way to quickly climb the corporate ladder.
"Mister grant, I really need a promotion...you see my mother is dying and I can't afford to..."
"Suck a dick"
*points to dick*
"Suck a dick"
"Oh...well if that's what it takes..."
*sucks dick while crying inside*
by Smokey October 28, 2003
British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.
Oy! He looks to be a bit of a shirt-lifter to me mate!
by Smokey March 03, 2005
AKA Dragonlady.

High Altitude Spy Plane used by the CIA in the 1960s. Still currently in use. Can read the fine print on the back of credit card statements from 100k feet in the air....
Old Sammy Bin Ladle's rockin' in his boots cuz a fukkin' u2 is takin' picts of his ass.
by Smokey September 12, 2003

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