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29 definitions by slatte

1. Jehovah's Witness
A group of people who's faces are flat from getting doors slammed in their faces.
Jehovah's Witness: Ouch, my face feels like Kansas.
idiot dolt christ jehova witness
by slatte Nov 9, 2006 add a video
2. The Joker
The most badass clown this side of Gotham
The Joker's most famous line: Ha ha
3. 611
1) Misinterpretation of 411.
2) Phone repair line. Completely useless number to call because if your phone is broken you shouldn't be able to call any number and if you could you'd have no reason to call.
George: So what's the 611 on that?
Brenda: That's phone repair, d'you mean 411?
George: -___-
4. chicken
What everything seems to taste like.
Chicken was probably in primordial soup.
chicken cluck drumstick kfc colonel
by Slatte Apr 30, 2008 add a video
5. dough not
When you're going to say "don't" but then switch to "do not" halfway through, you end up say a mix of the two.
Jimmy: I dough not want pizza today.
Fred: What?
do not dough doughnut mispronounce
by Slatte Oct 11, 2010 add a video
6. JaGeX
Stands for Java Gaming Experts. They're known for creating the game Runescape, an mmorpg. Some despise them, while others love them. Despite their growing number of fans, the only people to spread the word about them are people who have quit the game, giving it a bad reputation. The reason no good things are said about the company is becase everyone who likes them is to addicted to their games.
If Jagex advertised on Cartoon Network, they would control the next generation.
runescape mmorpg zezima noob lol
by Slatte Oct 2, 2006 add a video
7. Skadoosh
Originating from Kung Fu Panda, skadoosh is a phrase with similar meaning to the Terminator's "hasta la vista". Spoken right before the Wuxi Finger Hold is fully executed, thus, before a moment of much ass kicking.
(during Wuxi finger hold)

Victim: Nooooo

Badass: Skadoosh

*mushroom cloud*
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