Definitions by skrill monkey

richmond crab apple quick step 

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

richmond crab apple quick step by skrill monkey March 30, 2007

knifeboot 

The most awesome destructive weapon ever created. A boot with a knife attached to the sole the sticks out past the toe. The knife of the knifeboot may be either stationary or switchblade. The only thing better than a knifeboot is the act of knifebooting.

Bo Jackson defeated Robocop by kicking his knifeboot into his opponents throat.

knifeboot by skrill monkey March 30, 2007

butterbox 

Offensive term for Dutch people

Serge was a filthy butterbox that worked in tulip factory

butterbox by skrill monkey March 19, 2007

skrill monkey 

A person who loves and hoards money.

The only reason Tiago has money is because he is a cheap ass skrill monkey

skrill monkey by skrill monkey March 19, 2007

bone city 

Where I took your mom in my camaro.

Your mom and I took a 4 hour trip to Bone City

bone city by skrill monkey March 19, 2007

snow jam

1. A dunk performed by some honkey.

2. A party with lots of blow

Ol' Space Ghost McRoberts loves to go coast to coast and deliver a blizzard of snow jams

That coke head Rick throws the best snow jams

snow jam by skrill monkey March 19, 2007