1) An item that is installed into your brain that gives you a good deal of electric shock when you say something vulgar. First installed into the mind of Eric Cartman, of South Park, Colorado.
2) Something that goes into your television set to "protect" children from what they're going to see in two years.
1)WHAT I CAN'T SAY PISS-*zzt* AHHHHHH!!!
2) WHAT THE FUCK I'M 13 YEARS OLD AND I NEED THIS SHIT ON TV?!