sj@24's definitions

Obamandingo

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

cotillion of cocksuckers

gay dance party

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Bugminton

Drunkenly swatting at "noseeums" on a hot summer night.

Dale and Earl finished off a twelve pack and are out on the porch playing Bugminton. Maybe we should get'um a bugzapper for Christmas. Ah'd hate to see their game of mosquito pong ruint.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Afterglower

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.

Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

Chronocentric

Having the outlook of the times you were born and raised in.
Back in the sixties it was okay to be sexist and racist.
It was largely the Chronocentric point of view of most Americans.

It's impossible for anyone to escape their Chronocentric viewpoint.
Even Abraham Lincoln saw life from his Chronocentric perspective.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

peanut envy

Resentment towards a fellow passenger on an airline when they get an extra bag of peanuts from the flight attendant.

Joel felt such peanut envy towards the guy in 22C when he saw the flight attendant slip him an extra bag of nuts.

by SJ@24 July 23, 2009