sj@24's definitions

Drunkin' Donuts

A group of intoxicated women who've arrived at a bar looking for action.

Dude! Check out that pack of Drunkin' Donuts at the door. I bet we could totally score with one of them.

by SJ@24 June 28, 2010

addendumb

A useless, nonsensical, or pointless addition to something. A non sequitor.

Oh. As an addendumb to our discussion about coffee. Did you know that polar bears prefer tea over coffee?

by SJ@24 July 18, 2009

Girl Gallop

When a guy runs like a girl. This can be achieved by holding the elbows to the side and turning the palms up, swinging the arms below the elbows from side to side while running.

Dude! I thought Frank was one of us. Did you see him Girl Gallop over to his car? I'm definitely having second thoughts about whether he's straight or gay.

by SJ@24 August 25, 2009

Billboardom

The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.

I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

The Secret Life of Implants

Who knew? Boob jobs can solve crimes. Breast implants have a registration number and can be used to identify crime victims.

The mutilated body of the supermodel was identified by the registration number on her breast implants, thus revealing The Secret Life of Implants.

by SJ@24 September 3, 2009

'Tisn't

'Tisn't - The smooth, hairless seam on the scrotum that divides the testicles from each other.

Southernism.
See: taint.

"Daddy, what's this line on my scrotum?"
"Why, that's where Da Lawd done sewed up yo' nutsack after he inserted yo' balls.
'Tisn't yo' left nut and 'tisn't yo' right."

by SJ@24 July 29, 2009

jockumentary

Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.

Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.

by SJ@24 November 26, 2010