sj@24's definitions

Girl Gallop

When a guy runs like a girl. This can be achieved by holding the elbows to the side and turning the palms up, swinging the arms below the elbows from side to side while running.

Dude! I thought Frank was one of us. Did you see him Girl Gallop over to his car? I'm definitely having second thoughts about whether he's straight or gay.

by SJ@24 August 25, 2009

Synchronized Snorkeling Team

When three or more gay men are seen shopping together at a boutique

Girl! I was swarmed by the Synchronized Snorkeling Team. They all wanted the same earrings!

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009

Bugminton

Drunkenly swatting at "noseeums" on a hot summer night.

Dale and Earl finished off a twelve pack and are out on the porch playing Bugminton. Maybe we should get'um a bugzapper for Christmas. Ah'd hate to see their game of mosquito pong ruint.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

cotillion of cocksuckers

gay dance party

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

Afterglower

The post coital dirty look a woman gives a man when he's sexually satisfied but she isn't.

Nancy and I made love last night. I basked in the afterglow while she gave me the afterglower.

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009

Mug me!

exclamation of victory after getting a word published on urbandictionary.com and putting the definition on a coffee mug.

Hey Durwood. Urbandictionary published my definition. Mug me!

by SJ@24 August 21, 2009