Bugminton

The futile act of swatting at Noseeums. Mosquito Pong.

Dale and Earl spent most of the summer evening playing Bugminton. Drinking beer on the porch and swatting at mosquitos. They should buy a bugzapper.

by SJ@24 July 10, 2009

Senor Citizen

Old Mexican.

I think Pablo's too old to work in the garden anymore. He's become a real Senor Citizen.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

jockumentary

Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.

Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.

by SJ@24 November 26, 2010

addendumb

A useless, nonsensical, or pointless addition to something. A non sequitor.

Oh. As an addendumb to our discussion about coffee. Did you know that polar bears prefer tea over coffee?

by SJ@24 July 18, 2009

Girl Gallop

When a guy runs like a girl. This can be achieved by holding the elbows to the side and turning the palms up, swinging the arms below the elbows from side to side while running.

Dude! I thought Frank was one of us. Did you see him Girl Gallop over to his car? I'm definitely having second thoughts about whether he's straight or gay.

by SJ@24 August 25, 2009

Drunkin' Donuts

A group of intoxicated women who've arrived at a bar looking for action.

Dude! Check out that pack of Drunkin' Donuts at the door. I bet we could totally score with one of them.

by SJ@24 June 28, 2010

cotillion of cocksuckers

gay dance party

Jeremy and I put on our frilliest outfits to attend the Rainbow Ball. It was a cotillion of cocksuckers!

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009