Any dirty area of a house or structure, patio, walkway, etc.
Man, look at all them dustbunnies under the couch. I think the living room suffers from Sweep Deprivation.
1. What everybody has after their third or fourth vodka martini.
2. The slurred speach of a drunk or lush.
Dude! Maybe you should put down the Smirnoff. I can barely understand you through your Lushian Accent.
1.What everybody has after their third or fourth vodka martini.
2. Slurred speach due to consumption of alcohol.
Dude! Lay off the Smirnoff, I can't understand a thing you say through your thick Lushian Accent.
Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.
"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."
The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.
I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.
When a senior citizen reads all of the signs outloud to the driver of the vehicle.
Leads to a condition in the driver known as Billboardom.
I was driving mother to the doctor's and she insists on reading every sign and billboard to me.
I think she suffers from Signility.
Drunkenly swatting at "noseeums" on a hot summer night.
Dale and Earl finished off a twelve pack and are out on the porch playing Bugminton. Maybe we should get'um a bugzapper for Christmas. Ah'd hate to see their game of mosquito pong ruint.