a big 4x4 pick-up with lots of chrome and ridiculously large tires, usually driven by a man with a large belt buckle and boots.
That wussy don't never wheel that thing. Look at them rims...it's a country cadillac
a beer with a low alcohol content, usually in a can, that goes well with bacon and eggs
I know it's 8:30 am, but it's just a breakfast beer!
the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries
He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?
the act of spewing opinionated gibberish by one who doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about
'dude, nobody wants to hear your ignoranting about evolution anymore'
a bar tender
the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner
a redneck pothead
'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'
used primarily by potheads who feel that one joint is never enough.
-a bird never flew on seven wings
-a bird never flew on fifty-two wings
Hey man, roll another, a bird never flew on one wing!