sircasey's definitions

pessimistic panglossian

one who thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and screwed up as it may be, can't get any better.

She didn't bother to get out of bed anymore, her pessimistic panglossian perspective made life seem pointless.

by sircasey February 15, 2009

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 17, 2009

leprechaun flowers

weed, marijuana

first coined by rapper E-40 in 2002

he thought he was buying leprechaun flowers, but later decided it must have been oregano

by sircasey February 15, 2009

tired high

a state of altered perception brought on by a lack of sleep

when he started to hallucinate he wasn't sure if it was the weed or if he was just tired high

by sircasey February 16, 2009

Ralph Club

A group, usually teenage, that drink beer until vomiting. Used with pride among the group's members.

During beach week I was the Ralph Club's biggest contributer!

by sircasey October 2, 2018

Individual-1

1: A descriptor the F.B.I. uses to avoid naming a person of interest in a pending investigation.

2:Donald Trump

'Have you heard about the dirt they found on-'

'Your mom?'

'No, asshole--the President. You know, the Tweeter in Chief, Agent Orange, The Donald, the Screaming Carrot Demon, the Trumpster, the Angry Creamsicle, Mr. Art of the Deal... or simply, Individual-1.'

by sircasey December 8, 2018

theistically challenged

the inability to believe in God, no matter how hard one tries

He thought to himself, can God, knowing what He will do in the future, escape that inevitability? If yes, He's not omniscient, if no, He's not omnipotent...or maybe logic has nothing to do with it and I'm just theistically challenged?

by sircasey February 15, 2009