23 definitions by sircasey

green weed

green buds; usually used by a pot snob to talk down about another person's stash, implying that only purple weed is good enough for them

'whatchu smokin'? oh, just regular green weed? nevermind...'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

finger hash

the resin that accumulates on one's fingers while processing fresh marijuana

what the (cough) hell (cough) did you (cough) put in that (cough) pipe? finger hash?

by sircasey February 17, 2009

booze jockey

a bar tender

the booze jockey poured a perfect pint of pilsner

by sircasey February 18, 2009

headneck

a redneck pothead

'I know he looks like a cop, but trust me, he's a total headneck'

by sircasey February 16, 2009

Individual-1

1: A descriptor the F.B.I. uses to avoid naming a person of interest in a pending investigation.

2:Donald Trump

'Have you heard about the dirt they found on-'

'Your mom?'

'No, asshole--the President. You know, the Tweeter in Chief, Agent Orange, The Donald, the Screaming Carrot Demon, the Trumpster, the Angry Creamsicle, Mr. Art of the Deal... or simply, Individual-1.'

by sircasey December 9, 2018

Mendonesian

A resident of Mendocino county, Ca

Yes, officer, I'm a mendonesian, let me just open my trunk...

by sircasey February 15, 2009

hash hangover

the inevitable effect of smoking too much hash the night before, usually remedied by smoking more hash.

My head feels like a brick, damn this hash hangover!

by sircasey February 15, 2009