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restoration

the political equivalent of shitting out a blinding hangover. following a time of riley disinhibition, puritans lord inhibition and the implementing of such policy brings on headaches for all. however, cancelling was needless tonight, as a massive, extended and all round boon to all restoration descended.
having retreated back to the bolt-hole ceremoniously i commemorate upon the throne and restoration process ensues
by silencut March 2, 2009
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1) the precursor to misery, toil and troubling endema on stock markets globally. to insight this remark is conjure econo-hell, stagflation and the livin' end on the world as we at that knew/know it.

it's a tough phrase but someone's gotta utter it.

woe betide the one who does, as it marks the makings of history in progress, a history for which while you alone weren't responsible, you know you alone can be called to account, but won't be and this is just something you'll have to cope you bastard with.

2) like anything really.
the tough guys: Sell! Sell! Seal! SELL! SELL!
you: *meekly* err... sell? the tough guys are all doing it
by silencut March 2, 2009
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cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis
this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard
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endema

thought experiment analysts present this as an alternative dimension to the known universe. like hell but instead of flames shitty smearing.

alack? alas? alack.(!) when revisiting, reviewing yours, ours, the known universe through turd specked specs, as these analysts particuarly are rather unfortunately inclined, you can never ever see things right.
live your life, live your live and don't dwell too much in endema. having got this far into Urban Dictionary, i mean reading material composed of enema & endemic, it's probably too late for you now. alack.

quickly and quietly look up emo
by silencut March 2, 2009
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the known universe

like mind complete, finite; like the forseeable future that can be arranged, unimaginable in scope.

there're rules to it that're funny in thinking about going back on, however should you think you've succesfully actually done this, they'll be visited upon thee one hundred fold.

heart warming icelander bjork is one who somehow more than immediately springs to mind as an exponent of rules described above.

poet warlord john locke nominally realised these rules, but he didn't even have a house.
one nature of the known universe (courtesy of bjork): it's all around you.

another (courtesy of john locke): lest thee forgettin, covet not an ass lest your head be your only house unless it rains, so how willst the ass to you glorify all your worth.

well, there one has it. these crazy known universes and there chief exponents, i dunno, eh?
by silencut March 2, 2009
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drink to immunity

a social phenomena whereby the subject seeks to bolster their immune system to the undesirable after-effects of alcohol cf hangover.

but a dream, a rosy at that the author of the dream becomes immune to the after effects of the known universe for the foreseeable future in the doctrine of double effect.

hey you drunk! got vex likesay just what moment to let go that thought balloon before you're too high too avoid likesay heinous fall? no fear! get some purples in.
i figure if i keep plugging away at this vodka and by this vodka i don't mean this vodka in particular but vodka as a dampner over a static lifetime, only good things can happen and by this i mean i shall drink to immunity
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moke

the one thing that we can rely on for now and forever. the corner-stone of any satiating (vicarious or otherwise) routine. trust moke.
household moke, ordinary moke, everyday moke. you know man, you know? moke just just moke. not a novelty. moke.
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