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5 definitions by shaggyurbomb

 
1.
originally used to describe a womans vagina and rectum, the word has now progressed to the point of a commonly used insult.
dude you're such a yohole!
by shaggyurbomb December 08, 2007
 
2.
originally used to describe children bearing the appearance of elderly people, the term is now used freely and loosely to describe any peculiar looking small child, or old person.
oh my god....did you just see that old kid...IT WAS EATING!!!
dude, where?!
by shaggyurbomb December 08, 2007
 
3.
chauss is an approving word, meaning that if you place it before or after a sentence, name or statement of any kind, it invokes the idea that it is "accepted" or "cool". formerly "cha", the creators decided that the current variation flowed better when said, being not as abrupt. for the definition of the verb form, please see chauss out
"man, that is one old-kid-chauss!"
"total chauss"
by shaggyurbomb December 08, 2007
 
4.
a term describing one who enters someones vagina or ass-hole for the first time, therefore claiming that spot as their own. for alternate uses, please see yohole
dude, guess what...
what?
i fucked my girlfriend last night!
no way!
yes way!
dude...you're a yohole pirate!
by shaggyurbomb December 08, 2007
 
5.
to spaz out in a specific way: spreading your lips so that your teeth are fully exposed, then flailing random parts of your body as to release energy that needed to be expelled. there are different levels of chauss. the first of which involves pointing your fingers and flailing your hands. the second and third are very much alike; with one of them you bear your teeth and hold your hands out to the side of you while tensing every muscle of your body, and the second state is to happily gyrate your pelvis while doing so. there are high level chauss contests that involve rapid combinations of all known chauss techniques. these should not be attempted by anyone except for those that have achieved the chauss sage level, in doing so harmonizing with their buffner.

*PLEASE NOTE THAT THE CONCEPT OF CHAUSS IS RAPIDLY EXPANDING, AND THE FOUNDERS (IAN AND NATHAN) WOULD BE HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THE CHAUSS IS SPREADING ITSELF LIKE JAM ALL OVER THE HEARTS OF THE YOUNG AND OLD AND THEIR BUTTHOLES.*
to chauss out:

~a random person on the street runs up to his friend, happily gyrating pelvis.

Friend: "dude...you just totally chaussed out!!!"
Chausser giggles and quickly hitches a ride on a passing iguana vagina.
by shaggyurbomb December 03, 2007