to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.
cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"