3 definitions by sean_517
to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.
"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"
"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"
by sean_517 September 2, 2006
immmediately following ejaculation during oral sex, a man covers a womans mouth and punches her in the stomach, causing the ejaculate to be expelled through the nasal passage. it appears that she has magically transformed into a medieval beast. this is only to be performed by brave knights. (see also: smoking dragons breath)
"hey sean. what's that mess on the wall?" "oh that. last night i slayed a fire breathing dragon on the couch."
by sean_517 August 6, 2006
to be severely intoxicated. one will appear more than simply "drunk" but must not display signs of being "loser pissed".
characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.
characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.
by sean_517 August 13, 2006