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When Picasso painted all these random people made of cubes.
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When a woman's period comes out like chunks of ham from a soup.
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When a woman's period comes out like chunks of ham from a soup.
Picasso's Friend: "Damn Picasso, why can't you paint people like normal? I hope they invent high-quality photographs soon."
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Picasso: "Damn Wife, your cubic menstruations have inspired me to paint incorrect pictures of people."
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German Man: "Damn Wife, I thought your sheizer was tasty, but this soup is the best!"
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Woman: "Damn I thought that soup was good, but whatever is coming out of my twat is downright fabulous."
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Picasso: "Damn Wife, your cubic menstruations have inspired me to paint incorrect pictures of people."
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German Man: "Damn Wife, I thought your sheizer was tasty, but this soup is the best!"
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Woman: "Damn I thought that soup was good, but whatever is coming out of my twat is downright fabulous."
by scorpionmintred March 23, 2004
Get the Cubist Period mug.A superhero born in North Pussyville, descended from the clan of Wettingwetwet.
Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.
Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.
Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.
Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.
Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.
Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.
Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.
Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.
Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.
Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.
Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.
Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
Get the Danger Clit mug.A pump consisting of a screw within a cylinder. When the screw is turned, water is moved from one end to the other.
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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.
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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.
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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.
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When Archimedes has sex with his wife.
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When you yell 'eureka' upon ejaculating.
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An ancient invention that can be used in the vagina to evacuate excess menses.
by scorpionmintred November 19, 2004
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Get the HIV Lane mug.When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
Get the ass crayon mug.When you put corn in a woman's vagina and grind it as with a mortar and pestle, except in this case it is her pussy and your cock.
You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.
By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
You must be wary that corn doesn't get wedged around the head of your penis as it does in your teeth after you eat it.
By going down on your woman afterwards, it gives a whole new meaning to "creamed corn".
Little did anyone at the thanksgiving table know, but the creamed corn was made by grinding the corn in my girlfriend's twat just earlier.
by scorpionmintred August 15, 2004
Get the Grinding the Corn mug.General term for all of the parts of a woman related to the storage and dispersal of eggs, including the ovaries, uterus, and vagina.
Woman: "Ow! That bitch just kicked me right in the Easter Basket!"
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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".
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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".
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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"
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Art Critic: "Damn, Picasso, I've never before seen a square Easter Basket".
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OBGYN: "I haven't seen an Easter Basket this messed up since my mom got the egg dye mixed up with the pancake batter".
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ER Doctor: (Removing fragments of chicken-egg shells from inside a woman's vagina) "You really aren't clear on the concept, are you?"
by scorpionmintred February 17, 2010
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