Definitions by scorpionmintred
ass crayon
When a woman is passed out, either from her own actions or by way of your rufies, the act of fucking her in the ass wildly and then drawing doodles on her sheets using your feces-stained penis.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
These actions may be repeated until said drawing is complete.
That passed out bitch didn't appreciate that I ass crayoned her bed.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
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I have a wicked yeast infection in my foreskin from using my ass crayon too much.
ass crayon by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
HIV Lane
HIV Lane by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
white eyeliner
The act of ejaculating on a woman's face -- via either wild masturbation or a priceless blow job -- and then using your cock to rub jism around the woman's eye as if applying eyeliner.
The woman is then ready for a fanstastic night on the town! All that remains is for you to put on her dirty sanchez disguise!
The woman is then ready for a fanstastic night on the town! All that remains is for you to put on her dirty sanchez disguise!
white eyeliner by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
foot snow
For some reason, women have invented a rediculous notion! They think that scraping their feet with a sand-paper like paddle to remove dead skin is a good idea.
In actuality, unless you have a giant foot fetish, it is the most disgusting noise you have ever heard, and it leaves a giant pile of dead skin scrapings all over your stuff.
Someone with a foot fetish may enjoy snorting this residue as if it were cocaine.
In actuality, unless you have a giant foot fetish, it is the most disgusting noise you have ever heard, and it leaves a giant pile of dead skin scrapings all over your stuff.
Someone with a foot fetish may enjoy snorting this residue as if it were cocaine.
foot snow by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
Danger Clit
A superhero born in North Pussyville, descended from the clan of Wettingwetwet.
Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.
Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.
Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.
Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.
Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.
Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.
Superpowers include: Hiding, Becoming Erect (similar to Penis Power), Pussy Gushing.
Nemises include: Confused Virgin, Angry Lesbian, and Africa.
Superfriends include: Loose Labia, Generous G-Spot, Vindictive Vulva, Vivacious Vibrator.
Favorite movies: Can't watch movies at cause of being stuffed in underpants all day.
Least favorite smell: Itself, when not washed for long periods of time.
Lease favorite crust: Dried menses.
Danger Clit by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
clown moustache
After going down on a woman with unfortunate menses, the area around your mouth will be red, like a clown's.
clown moustache by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
unfortunate menses
1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
unfortunate menses by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003