4 definitions by scentless apprentice

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The most awkward burger to ask for at a drive-thru that McDonald's will ever offer. Sounds wrong in so many ways to those of us with a sick mind, yet to innocent citizens, is a mere burger
"Ill have a er... Big Tasty please."

"Would you like any sauce?"

".......Yes."
by scentless apprentice January 05, 2010

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Someone who partakes in the acts of licking breasts, whilst being very courteous and respectful of the privacy of the female involved.

Can be abbreviated to ATL.

Note: nipples are treated as demi-Gods by the ATL's.
"She had a cracking pair, but I respect her as much, much more than that, as a person in fact. It was like our souls were connected via the act."

"You're such an Amish Titty Licker."
by scentless apprentice January 04, 2010

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During intercourse via the anus, the penis is used to push faeces up the colon, thusly ending in a "fudgey uterus" of sorts.
Stephs ambiguous lifestyle led to a fudgey uterus.
by scentless apprentice January 03, 2010

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A sentence used in the same way as a fishing line, to reel in whores.
It determines whether the girl you are speaking to, despite appearance or behaviour, is indeed a whore.
Easily distinguishes those you should not be spending time on or with.
"Yeah, I used a whore line to see how whorey she really is."
"And?"
"She's a whore alright, fuck that."
by scentless apprentice January 04, 2010

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