saul's definitions

phony

Mark David Chapman's reason for killing John Lennon

"I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It's awful. If I'm on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I'm going, I'm liable to say I'm going to the opera. It's terrible."

by Saul March 26, 2005

Bleier

The bringer of Divine Salvation. The Alpha and the Omega.

Bleier is Love. Bleier is that which grants eternal paradise.

by Saul January 26, 2005

naw really

like saying duh but in a sarcastic way

boy: hi i am a boy!
girl: naw really!!

by saul September 8, 2004

snooly

to vie for the affections of another person

Yer man was on the snooly last night, no luck mind.

by Saul October 23, 2003

panocha

yo quiero panocha

by saul May 7, 2003

pkg

Professional Kool Guy

1) Noun: The perfect combination of smoothness and style in a person. Often portrayed in movies such as The Matrix. When someone is called “a” PKG, normally “a” is omitted and the person is simply PKG.

2) Noun: The highest pimp-status, gained after 500 or more sex partners.
0-100: G
100-500: KG
500-undefined: PKG

3) Adjective: When the actions of a person are notably agreeable to his friends.

I guess Keanu Reeves was PKG in The Matrix but Christian Bale took him to school in Equilibrium.

Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 women! He is PKG.

“I tipped 100 cows in one night!”
“Dude that shit is PKG!!!”

by Saul March 26, 2005

Ess

Instead of saying "Shit", just making the phonetic pronunciation of the first letter.

"Dude, my mom walked in, and I was like, ESS"

by Saul October 7, 2004