sam's definitions
by Sam July 24, 2005

To be Chronicly drunk, to be high and drunk at the same time...not crazy drunk, even thought that happens when u smoke and drink
by Sam January 11, 2005

often found in the deep dark rainforests of Dronfield, a squeeble is a pygmy covered in pink paint. Always on the look out for new things to feed on. Isn't fussy.
ARRRRRRRGHHHH!!! It's a Squeeble! Run!
by Sam January 20, 2004

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.
Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!
by Sam January 19, 2005

by Sam May 10, 2004

A wonderful female comedienne from San Francisco's infamous Polk Street. Her parents worked at a bookstore and her mother enjoyed gay pornography.
In a couple of words, Margaret Cho is the only woman who can make me laugh so hard I fall out of my chair. She is amazingly talented, extremely intelligent, intuitive and most of all, but not least, a fag hag.
In a couple of words, Margaret Cho is the only woman who can make me laugh so hard I fall out of my chair. She is amazingly talented, extremely intelligent, intuitive and most of all, but not least, a fag hag.
by Sam January 3, 2005
