sam's definitions

Sadism

From the Marquis de Sade, enjoying inclicting pain, fear, and/or general suffering

Witnessing
the same things inflicted on others.

Similar to schadenfreude, but sadism is often more sexual in nature.

What are you-?! Get that snake away from me! You know that I'm scared of them-! What did I tell you?! Stop it! You're so damn sadistic!

by Sam October 29, 2004

501

In reference to a booty, levi jeans "501," jeans. so if u say damn that girl has a 501 she has a nice big ass

"Damm shorty check out Lauren's 501."

by Sam June 17, 2005

california

Another means of saying your going to smoke pot/get high.

"Hey man, you wanna go to california tonight?!"

by Sam November 20, 2003

gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

by sam March 11, 2004

captain prove-nothing

Jackass that, during warm-ups, always runs ~50 meters ahead of everyone else. They are usually the worst placed person on the team.

Hey Captain Prove-Nothing! Get your ass back here!!

by sam August 2, 2006

ogre

someone who unintentionally walks through walls and other things
ie: Elan

Dude 1: Dude, Elan just walked through the wall!
Dude 2: I know hes such an ogre

by sam November 23, 2003

edbore

The sound a penis makes when you masturbate too HARD.

My penis edbored last night.

by Sam February 28, 2005