5 definitions by rugbykiltman
The grool and jizz-encrusted fast food napkin often found on the floor mat the morning after disappointing car sex.
I was taking my mother to brunch this morning and was hoping she didn't ask about sad napkin on the passenger seat floor.
by rugbykiltman November 13, 2022
A sexual act where one partner packs an empty Pringles can with snow and then proceeds to penetrate the snow with his penis until orgasm is obtained. The first partner then tips the Pringles can allowing the now chilled ejaculate to slide into his partner's mouth.
by rugbykiltman September 3, 2015
The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.
By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.
by rugbykiltman June 12, 2010
An abrasion on the elbow of one's drinking arm caused by resting it on the rough, wooden surface of either a bar or table while holding a beer stein.
by rugbykiltman September 18, 2023
by rugbykiltman June 22, 2014