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Dog droppings/turds found on your lawn.
My neighbor's dog dropped off some lawn sausage this morning.
by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009
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The crust formed around ones dickhead when he is un-circumsized and un-clean. "Uncircumsized Dick Crud"
"The smagma on my dick wont come off its so dirty."
by rottendickhertz August 28, 2009
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