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A carpet company with a catchy and memorable jingle
800-588-2300, Empire Today!
by rosenovarocks September 2, 2021
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A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
Chorus: (singing): “800-588-2300, Empire Today!”
by rosenovarocks July 24, 2021
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A spoiled self-entitled 19 year old brat who sadly, got suddenly famous 2 years ago and has a music career. If today’s mainstream pop music is bad enough, she is worse bc her songs are really just a lame beat with her whispering and mumbling random words in the microphone and calling it “music.” In 2020, she supposedly “won” all 5 Grammy awards when really, did she actually win them or did she brainwash the Grammys committee (or whoever picks the winners) to get what she wants?

She’s not only an entitled twat as a singer, but as a person too. She talks down to people who are below them socially and financially as if she’s the big man on campus. Like in the video of her ordering 20 burritos from Taco Bell, she talked arrogantly to the cashier by saying “only beans inside” about 5 times when the cashier already understood her. Then she finishes off her originally 18 burrito order with a rude and snotty comment “Make that 20, swear to God.” Like c’mon, average working class folks are only human, not dog shit! If she had to work her way up to fame the right way instead of expecting everything handed to her on a silver platter bc her mommy and daddy are in the entertainment industry as well, she’d understand what it’s really like to struggle!

If you think Billie is toxic enough, her so-called fan base is worse. They are mostly entitled middle school aged girls whom get offended easily if you say anything against Billie.

Case closed.
“Depressed” 13 year old girl: “I love Billie Eilish so much! She’s the first child star ever!”
Average Joe Schmoe: “Seriously? Haven’t you’ve heard of Michael Jackson, Selena (Quintanilla-Perez), and Britney Spears?”
by rosenovarocks January 10, 2021
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A high school art teacher and track/cross-country coach famous for his throat punches and catchphrase, “What the?” He is also well known for his off-color jokes and calling his students names like wedgeheads, dingbats, nimrods, and sons of biscuits. Don’t take his nicknames for his students personally bc he jokes with students like that in a way of saying he likes them.
Spencer: “Did you hear that Riley was sent home after Mr. Quisno throat punched him for ‘being a wedgehead’?”
by rosenovarocks February 13, 2021
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The craziest bitch you'll ever meet. A Wendy is usually in her mid to late 40's. She's a complete skank and fugly (fuckin' ugly) slut who is probably the reason for your parents' divorce. Wendys are overly demanding and try to take control/ruin other people's lives. She also drags your father around by the dick, so therefore, he can't defend you or his family. Wendys also claim they're all about Jesus, the Bible, and going to church, when really, they are the biggest hypocrites, treat others like total dogshit, commit sins six days a week, and think they're forgiven on Sunday morning just by showing up at church. They are nothing but Sunday Christians and BBBs (Bible Banging Bitches). No one wants a Wendy in their life.
Agnostic kid: "I'm so not going to church with Dad and his skanky bitch this weekend. His wife thinks she's all that and thinks she did nothing wrong."
Mom: "You don't have to, son. It's her own fault your father and I split up. She's such a Wendy."
by rosenovarocks April 16, 2020
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A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022
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The Tourette's Guy's signature catchphrase. He says "Oh Bob Saget!" instead of "shit" or "fuck" when he is frustrated. When something goes right, he also says "oooohhh yeah! The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!"
(spills beer on table) "OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT!!!!"
by rosenovarocks April 14, 2020
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