An exclamatory phrase used to signify that matters have reached a point of no return. Nothing can be done. The situation has reached a low point or a level of finality. Alternatives to this phrase include "Case Locked" and "Case Welded," which indicate even higher levels of a situation being poor or hopeless.
Girl 1: I met a guy at the bar last night but but he's moving across the country next week and I'll never see him again.
Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.
Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.
Girl 2: Damn, case closed. You're locked.
Girl 3: Nah, this situation is case WELDED.
by FrenchOnion May 17, 2021
Example 1
girl 1: " that girl was trying to make me jealous with a pic of her and my ex"
girl 2: "really?"
girl 1: "yeah, and I already knew she was less than me but that proves it even more. case closed"
Example 2
"I hit her with the facts and that's that, case closed"
girl 1: " that girl was trying to make me jealous with a pic of her and my ex"
girl 2: "really?"
girl 1: "yeah, and I already knew she was less than me but that proves it even more. case closed"
Example 2
"I hit her with the facts and that's that, case closed"
by Yeetis Man April 14, 2020
this fallacy applies can be applied whenever you decide to end an argument, but the person keeps going over and over.
(you): I'm done arguing you (whomever)!
(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah
(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.
(whomever): I'm not! blah blah blah blah
(you): Case Closed Fallacy., leave me the hell alone.
by X allmighty October 11, 2023