17 definitions by roller

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
by roller May 26, 2005
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n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.
I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.
by roller May 6, 2005
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What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.
Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.
by roller June 4, 2005
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n. Used when two dudes are combining forces to do something stupid.
Me: Hey, there goes Joe and Dan, I think they said they were gonna steal some lawn ornaments.
Other guy: Fuckin bumble brothers!
by roller June 4, 2005
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n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.
Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.
by roller May 26, 2005
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n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.
Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.
by roller May 26, 2005
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n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms.
"Matt and I got drunk and actually watched, like, two hours of TAZCAR. It was exhilarating."
by roller April 23, 2005
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