robert's definitions

foxtion

Just like fiction, but it is television shows on Fox. Sex, murder, sex, wills, and more sex are commonly used.

Bob: Whats your favorite foxtion show?

Jan: It would have to be The OC

by Robert September 23, 2005

happier than a pig in shit

Background: Coming from the fact that a pig is generally happier in it's own environment - it's own faeces (Makes tastier and tenderer Bacon and Sausages...)
Def: Where one person is extremely happy in the environment they find themselves in

Parachuting into the Playboy hot-tub and finding that their Sun-tan lotion boy is off for the day and they need a new one to oil them up... Expression comes into play when the job is at least 5 mins underway...

by Robert May 16, 2004

tunk

A blow or punch. A hit. Being embarassed or shown up.

Oh man, I just tunked him in the face.
You got tunked when his girl slapped you.

by robert January 15, 2004

tabs

music thas ben written for people who can't read real music, usualy writen for guitars

e----1
A-5---
D--000
G--000
B----4
E-----

by robert September 13, 2003

POW!

A term used when acknowleding a woman with nice bosoms. Can also be used for a nice body in general.

POW originated from the phrase Prisoner Of War. In this case, the war against censorship.

ex: Damn, did you see that POW that just walked by? That's some grade A stuff right there man.

by Robert June 29, 2004

PPI

to stay out all night clubbin, Punk Palace Inc., an underground punk rock night club in Houston from 1979-83

When I turned 21 we ppi-ed in downtown and on the strip.

by Robert March 24, 2005

tableNazi

Not Cody Holmes, but Cody Holm, the Prime Minister of the Fourth Reich of the Foosball Table.
He has been out of action recently, probably planning his next holocaust.

Cody: Hey guys, what's up?
*crowd at foosball table hisses*
Me: Asshole!

by Robert January 23, 2005